There is a very important member of my family that I have yet to introduce to you. He is my fuzzy "first child" and his name is Mousepad.
Aww! Isn't he cute!
What's that, you say? You can't see him? Here, look a little closer...
You see the problem with Mousepad is that he is the exact same shade of gray as our carpet, which makes him very effective at hiding. Too effective.
"Hey, has anyone seen Mousepad?"
(This is my extremely inept drawing of Mousepad getting smooshed behind a door)
In fact, he is so effective at hiding that he has taken to laying in open and easily viewable areas so that he can stop getting injured.
Sadly this method has not helped him. Sorry, kitty! Thanks for being so patient and snuggly!