Liam, while we're waiting in the van for Ben to get some groceries: where's dad?
Me: HE HAS DISAPPEARED INTO THE NETHER.
Liam: Oh no! I need him back!
Darcie: I want daddy!
Me: I want him too! We shall have to work hard to earn him back from the Nether!
Liam: WHERE IS DADDY I NEED HIM!
Me: then you'll have to be VERY GOOD at keeping your shoes on in the car and being happy while we're waiting. It's the only way we'll be able to see him again.
Liam: Oh thank you mommy!