Doodle: WHAT IS IN YOUR MOUTH

For anyone who has sweetly, but mistakenly, thought I was a "chill parent."

Kidversations: Wait, This Isn't a Restaurant?

Me, after Liam has requested a menu change: Sorry, Liam. This is not a restaurant and I am not a short-order cook. You eat what you're given or not at all.
Liam, confused: But...this IS a restaurant!

Oh, son. You crack me up!

Doodle: Why Mom's Room is Off Limits

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Gee, kids. Those are...uh...water balloons?